Gear Zombie Weapons Are a Few of Your Favorite Things (30 Photos) By Greg Baugher Posted on April 20, 2015 2 min read 0 2,968 This is all speculation. I have never been in a zombie apocalypse, nor am I an expert in zombie apocalypses, so take everything I say with a grain of salt. Also, this is all for fun. So, the zombie apocalypse has come, and you’re wondering what weapons you should take to better survive the invasion. Should you take the baseball bat or the chainsaw, the Machete or the flamethrower (and why do you even have a flamethrower in your house?) Wonder no more. Here are a few popular weapon choices for when the walking dead come to life.