Okay, first of all, if you feel comfortable ordering any of the drinks on this list, then good for you. A real man doesn’t let anybody tell him what to do. A guy who is secure enough with his masculinity can drink whatever the hell he wants.
But the thing about ordering a drink in a bar is it says a lot about you. It projects an image, just like your clothes and your haircut.
I’m a big believer in keeping it simple. I usually order a beer (I like to get a microbrew if possible) or bourbon on the rocks. Occasionally a scotch and soda. Anyway, here’s a list of drinks I think are best left for the fairer sex.
It Has Berries Floating in It
It Has Pumpkin Anywhere in the Name
It Looks Like Something Other than a Drink
It’s Served With Cotton Candy
It Can Be Made into a Popsicle
It Comes with a Cookie
It’s Whatever the Hell This Color Is
Freakin’ Peeps… Nuff Said
It Has Sprinkles on It (I don’t care if it has Jack in it)
It’s Garnished with Flowers
It Involves ‘Layering’
It Looks Like Dessert (I don’t care if it has Makers in it)
We Already Talked About the Flower Thing