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17 Common Things More Deadly than a Shark Attack (17 Photos)

Are you afraid of sharks? Who are we kidding? Of course you are!

Their sharp teeth, massive jaws, and uncanny ability to appear out of nowhere, make them the stuff of nightmares. But here’s the thing: when you look at the numbers, it’s clear that there are literally hundreds of things out there that are far more deadly than sharks.

While it’s still always a good idea to do your best to avoid them, the likelihood of being killed by a shark is extremely low. Below 17 Common Things More Deadly than a Shark Attack.

Coconuts (150 deaths annually)

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Champagne Corks (24 deaths annually)

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Cows (20 deaths anually)

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Wind (104 deaths annually)

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Bees (100 deaths annually)

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Horses (20 deaths annually)

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Ladders (355 deaths annually)

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Hot Tap Water (100 deaths annually)

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Ants (50 deaths annually)

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Dogs (30 deaths annually)

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Icicles (15 deaths annually)

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Hippos (2,900 deaths annually)

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Being Left-Handed (2,500 deaths annually)

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Beds (450 deaths annually)

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Vending Machines (37 deaths annually)

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Jellyfish (40 deaths annually)

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Selfies (11 deaths annually)

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