Celebrate your independence and overwhelming pride for the greatest country on this here’ planet of Earth. Gorge yourself on Hotdogs, BBQ, Apple Pie, and drink Beers all-day-long as any TRUE PATRIOT would. Wait for nightfall when the real magic happens. Set off your Chinese made explosives, because nothin’ says pride like blowin’ shit up!
We may not be perfect, but we’re still friggen awesome. All of us here at Suburban Men wish you a happy and safe 4th.
